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This post has nothing to do with saving money but it’s awfully funny. Thanks to reader Glenn for submitting this collection of unfortunate newspaper headlines.
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No crap, really? Ya think?
No crap, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that’s taking things a bit far!
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Now that’s taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!
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No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Who would have thought!
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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?
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You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren’t they fat enough?!
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Weren’t they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That’s what he gets for eating those beans!
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That’s what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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Welcome to Bargain Babe! I’m Mara, and I’m so glad you’re here. I am an obsessive bargain hunter and penny pincher, and I am determined to live a full life without EVER paying full price. 
i loved this.
This brightened my day! Some of them I didn’t get the literal sense right away, maybe I’m just used to it. 🙂 I figure they do it to capture attention faster.
I have seen these before, but always fun to read them again!
Hi BB Very funny…Some I had to
stop and think. Good idea!
Hi BB Very funny…Some I had to
stop and think. Good idea!